Pertama-tama, silahkan kalian (The Readers) mengheningkan Cipta Magunkusumo Atmoprajaya Diningrat dan dibaptis oleh Tuhan kalian masing-masing sebelum membaca JOKES dibawah ini. hahahaha ♯plakk
Alhamdulillah, sesuatu bangett yahh !! ¤GUBRAK¤
Ahh, kayaknya saya terlalu bertele-tele nih dalam berceritanya --____-- jadi saya langsung saja dehh~
Itadakimasu~~ ☺ *lha kogg??*
What do you mean by telling everyone that I’m an idiot?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!
I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!
Why are goldfish red?
Because the water turns them rusty!
Because the water turns them rusty!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy! *haha* ☻
Wavy! *haha* ☻
What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon! Because it’s lighter!!
The full moon! Because it’s lighter!!
Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!
In a croakroom!
What town in England makes terrible sand-wiches?
Oldham!
Oldham!
What is the best hand to write with?
Neither! It’s best to write with a pen!! ☺
Neither! It’s best to write with a pen!! ☺
Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education.
He wanted a higher education.
In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions? In the park??
Well, dandelions! ♥
Lions? In the park??
Well, dandelions! ♥
What would you call theft in Peking?
A Chinese takeaway!
A Chinese takeaway!
What did you get for christmas?
A mouth-organ, it’s the best present I’ve ever had.
Why?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!
A mouth-organ, it’s the best present I’ve ever had.
Why?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!
Mungkin segitu saja dulu yaww ☺ lain kali akan saya akan berikan yang lebih banyak lagi~~ XD
MATA
tentu bukan seMATA-MATA
buat meMATA-MATAi
tentu bukan seMATA-MATA
buat meMATA-MATAi
MATA
yang perTAMA-TAMA
justru untuk mengAMAT-AMATi
yang perTAMA-TAMA
justru untuk mengAMAT-AMATi
Sekian, dan Terima Kasih atas kunjungannya! ☺☺☺
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