Jokes ☺

Pertama-tama, silahkan kalian (The Readers) mengheningkan Cipta Magunkusumo Atmoprajaya Diningrat dan dibaptis oleh Tuhan kalian masing-masing sebelum membaca JOKES dibawah ini. hahahaha  ♯plakk

Alhamdulillah, sesuatu bangett yahh !!  ¤GUBRAK¤

Ahh, kayaknya saya terlalu bertele-tele nih dalam berceritanya --____-- jadi saya langsung saja dehh~

Itadakimasu~~ ☺ *lha kogg??*

What do you mean by telling everyone that I’m an idiot?
I’m sorry, I didn’t know it was supposed to be a secret!

Why are goldfish red?
Because the water turns them rusty!

What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy! *haha* ☻

What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon?
The full moon! Because it’s lighter!!

Where do tadpoles change?
In a croakroom!

What town in England makes terrible sand-wiches?
Oldham!

What is the best hand to write with?
Neither! It’s best to write with a pen!! ☺

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education.

In the park this morning I was surrounded by Lions!
Lions? In the park??
Well, dandelions! ♥

What would you call theft in Peking?
A Chinese takeaway!

What did you get for christmas?
A mouth-organ, it’s the best present I’ve ever had.
Why?
My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!

Mungkin segitu saja dulu yaww ☺ lain kali akan saya akan berikan yang lebih banyak lagi~~ XD

MATA
tentu bukan seMATA-MATA
buat meMATA-MATAi

MATA
yang perTAMA-TAMA
justru untuk mengAMAT-AMATi

Sekian, dan Terima Kasih atas kunjungannya! ☺☺☺

Daftar Lagu YUI

Daftar Lagu - Lagu YUI YOSHIOKA

001. YUI ~ A Room
002. YUI ~ Again
003. YUI ~ Am I Wrong
004. YUI ~ Blue Wind
005. YUI ~ CHE.R.RY
006. YUI ~ Cinnamon
007. YUI ~ Cloudy
008. YUI ~ Cooking
009. YUI ~ Crossroad
010. YUI ~ Daydreamer
011. YUI ~ Driving Happy Life
012. YUI ~ Driving Today
013. YUI ~ es.car
014. YUI ~ Feel My Soul
015. YUI ~ Free Bird
016. YUI ~ Friend 1985 (Our Music)
017. YUI ~ Get Back Home
018. YUI ~ Good Night
019. YUI ~ Goodbye Days
020. YUI ~ Green a.Live
021. YUI ~ Happy Birthday to You You
022. YUI ~ HELLO~Paradise Kiss~
023. YUI ~ Help
024. YUI ~ Highway Chance
025. YUI ~ How Crazy
026. YUI ~ I Can't Say
027. YUI ~ I Do It
028. YUI ~ I Know
029. YUI ~ I Remember You
030. YUI ~ I Will Love You
031. YUI ~ I'll Be
032. YUI ~ It's All Too Much
033. YUI ~ It's Happy Line
034. YUI ~ It's My Life
035. YUI ~ JAM
036. YUI ~ Just My Way
037. YUI ~ Kiss Me
038. YUI ~ Last Train
039. YUI ~ Laugh Away
040. YUI ~ Let's Face It
041. YUI ~ LIFE
042. YUI ~ Lock On
043. YUI ~ Love & Truth
044. YUI ~ Love is All
045. YUI ~ Muffler
046. YUI ~ Namidairou
047. YUI ~ Never Say Die
048. YUI ~ No Way
049. YUI ~ Nobody Knows
050. YUI ~ Oh My GOD
051. YUI ~ Oh Yeah
052. YUI ~ Parade
053. YUI ~ Please Stay With Me
054. YUI ~ Rain
055. YUI ~ Ready to Love
056. YUI ~ Rolling Star
057. YUI ~ Ruido
058. YUI ~ Separation
059. YUI ~ Shake My Heart
060. YUI ~ Simply White
061. YUI ~ Spiral & Escape
062. YUI ~ Summer Song
063. YUI ~ Swing of Lie
064. YUI ~ to Mother
065. YUI ~ TOKYO
066. YUI ~ Tomorrow's Way
067. YUI ~ Tonight
068. YUI ~ Umbrella
069. YUI ~ Understand
070. YUI ~ U-niform
071. YUI ~ Why
072. YUI ~ Why Me
073. YUI ~ Winding Road
074. YUI ~ YOU
075. YUI ~ Your Heaven
076. YUI ~ Gloria
077. YUI ~ Find Me
078. YUI ~ No reason
079. YUI ~ I wanna Be
080. YUI ~ Winter Hot Music
081. YUI ~ Sea

Single Baru UVERworld

UVERworld Merilis Single Baru

Band UVERworld besok, tanggal 28 Maret 2012 akan merilis single baru yang berjudul 7th Trigger. Terdapat dua versi yang akan dirilis, yaitu CD saja dan CD+DVD. Lagu bernuansa up-beat rock khas UVERworld serta suara poweful milik Takuya akan membuat kita selalu ingin mendengarkan musik mereka.

Berikut adalah track listnya:

CD
1. 7th Trigger
2. バーベル ~皇帝の新しい服ver /barbell ~koutei no atarashii fuku ver
3. AWAYOKUBA-斬る /awayokuba-kiru

DVD
1. いつか必ず死ぬことを忘れるな /itsuka kanarazu shinu koto wo waseruna (from LIVE at Zepp Sendai 2011.07.21)
2. 勝者臆病者 /shōshakubyosha (from LIVE at Zepp Tokyo 2011.07.27)
3. Special Movie

yakk, sekian info tentang Album terbaru dari UVERworld :) terimakasihh XD

Source : JapanHariIni

Hortatory Exposition

Hortatory Exposition 

The purpose of this text is to persuade the readers that something should or should not be the case.

A Hortatory Exposition text consists of three parts :

1.    Thesis : an announcement of issue concern, 
2.    Arguments : reasons for concern, leading to recommendation, 
3.    Recommendation : a statement of what ought or ought  not to happen (sugestion).

Disappearing Tropical Rainforests

For so many years, the earth’s tropical rainforests have been disappearing. This has been reported in newspapers and on television throughout the world, yet the destruction continues. Large scars have been left where magnificent forest once stood. This is very dangerous for the world.

Firstly, when the trees have been cut down and the land cleared, the soil is easily eroded because there are no roots to bind the earth together.  This is very bad, but when the monsoons come and flood the area, vast tracts of land are washed away. This causes much devastation elsewhere.  Villages that lie in the path of the torrents of mud are buried or swept away. Thousands of people have been killed or injured in massive landslides. Help has had to be brought in from other regions for the starving.

Secondly, not only do the people in the affected areas may lack of food, they are also unable to sow crops. The farming land has been ruined. Much human misery has been caused by man’s thoughtlessness.

Finally, an even more serious global problems is the damage done to the world’s ozone layer.

To solve this worldwide problem, governments should apply pressure to the large companies which have had the trees cut down. It is also important that people should be taught about the dangers of tree-felling so that they might stop doing it. Besides, television programs could help to spread the messege. If a series of hard hitting programs could be shown around the world, more people would be made aware of the dangers  of deterioration.

The following are the language features of a Hortatory Exposition text :

·         Use abstract nouns. Examples ; danger, government.

·         Use technical verbs. Example ; tropical rainforests.

·         Use action verbs. Example ; they should stop… .

·         Use thinking verbs. Example ; they think… .

·         Use modal verbs. Example ; governments should apply.

·         Use connectives. Examples ; firstly, secondly.

·         Use simple present tense. Example ; this is very dangerous.

·         Use passive sentences. Example ; this has been reported.

·         Use evaluative language. Example ; important.

Polling : Drama Favorit Aragaki Yui

Goo, situs poling ternama Jepang, baru -baru ini mengadakan poling tentang " Drama favorit yang dibintangi oleh Aragaki Yui" .

Aragaki Yui (23 Tahun) adalah artis drama yang sangat populer di Jepang, hampir semua drama yang dibintanginya memperoleh rating tinggi di Jepang, selain main di drama , dia juga merambah dunia Model dan menjadi Penyanyi, tercatat memiliki 4 single dan 3 buah album telah dirilis, dan memperoleh angka penjualan yang bagus.

Berikut peringkat drama favorit yang dibintangi oleh Aragaki Yui

1. Code Blue
2. Zenkai Girl
3. Papa to Musume no Nanokakan
4. My Boss, My Hero
5. Mou Yuukai Nante Shinai
6. Dragon Zakura
7. Smile
8. Ranma 1/2
9. Galcir
10. Kanojo no Koibumi